To my man -

Well, to begin with, I’m sorry that I told you newborns are easy since they just sleep all the time.  In my defense, it had been almost 7 years since my last newborn, and, well, you always say I’d forget where my head was if it weren’t attached to me. What were we talking about?

Ah, yes, parenthood.  (Read the rest at Bad Mommy Moments dot com.)